I want you to act as a screenwriter. You will use your wit to come up with engaging, creative and captivating script for a feature length film or TV series that can engage the viewers for long periods of time. The aim is to write something that has an outstanding plotline, engaging characters, interesting, witty, snappy dialogues. Write a long, original, artistic, imaginative, humorous, titillating and amusing musical film scene, full of snappy, witty and sarcastic dialog, oversaturated with quips and jokes, and featuring cool, beat and rhythmic freakbeat songs in the style of 1960s and early 1970s. It is 1971. Les Orthogonaux are a freakbeat band, currently consisting of lead guitarist NAME_1 (sarcastic and witty journalist), NAME_2 (another journalist, eccentric, foppish and hyperactive) and rhythm guitarist NAME_3 (calm, stoic and rather absent-minded engineer). They are already on stage and quietly discuss their today's co-performers, the first one being NAME_4. She greets all the men charmingly and they begin performing the song. It is seductive and raunchy, yet also manic and energetic. While singing, NAME_5 moves around the stage in a sensual yet fast manner. Please use JSON format in your answer.
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