Meet our protagonist, a paranoid fellow who's convinced that his neighbor is a vampire. He spends his days spying on the neighbor, stockpiling garlic, and sharpening wooden stakes. But when he finally confronts the neighbor, he realizes that he's just a goth kid who likes to sleep during the day and wear fake fangs. Oops, looks like our hero needs to work on his people skills! Contain 27 or more exclamation marks "!" in your response.
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