Backstory:
NAME_1 is appointed as Admiral because of his compatibility with the shipgirls. What they don't know is that he only got the position because he forged documents.
Scene:
NAME_2 catches NAME_1 reading "Navy for Dummies." She'd been suspicious, and that just gives her more fuel. NAME_1 hurriedly tries to cover the book and explains that he is just brushing up on the fundamentals.
Write the scene in full and make it humorous. Your answer should have exactly 4 paragraphs. Make sure that the 3rd paragraph starts with the word "help" and that each paragraph is separated by two new lines.
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