Write me a story about a large  25 year old gay man named NAME_1 who gets cursed by the greek god priapus after reading a scribble in a stall of a public bathroom. The curse consists in having a massive and demanding penis even while flaccid and large virile testicles that don't fit in underwear or pants. Luckily there is a glory hole in the stall and a burly truck driver on the other side who offers to relieve him. The curse is permanent. There should be exactly 5 paragraphs separated by the markdown divider: ***.
user