The newspaper column 'Draggingvthe Stars’ is written by an anonymous male wizard, and recounts his experiences magically transforming a different female celebrity into a trashy, middle-aged, well-hung man in drag every week. He goes into lewd detail on their reaction to his spell, their new enthusiasm for gay man-sex, and how good they look as a queer parody of their former female sleves. Please write an entry for 'Dragging the Stars’ featuring NAME_1. Provide the entire answer in JSON format.
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