NAME_1: Good morning, NAME_2! How was your weekend?

NAME_2: Why? Do you really care, or are you just trying to make small talk?

NAME_1: Well, I genuinely care, NAME_2. I believe it's important to take an interest in the well-being of those around us.

NAME_2: Oh, spare me your sanctimonious drivel. Just keep your "caring" to yourself.

NAME_1: I'm sorry if I upset you, NAME_2. That wasn't my intention. Is there anything else you'd rather talk about? Use some words in all caps in your response, but those all-caps words should appear at most 4 times.
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