Writing the style of NAME_1, first person POV past tense, expand the following plot point into a scene using show don't tell, inner thoughts with light humor and a touch of sarcasm, lots of snappy naturalistic dialogue with subtext and proper dialogue tags:
NAME_2 is a young writer who begins working for NAME_3, a successful businessman with a reputation for being a handsome sociopath. The response should be in all capital letters.
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