Please increase the difficulty of the given programming test question a bit. Format your response in JSON format with the "text" key as follows:
```json
{
"text": <new test question>
}
```

You can increase the difficulty using, but not limited to, the following methods:
Add new constraints and requirements to the original problem, adding approximately 10 additional words.

#Given Question#
Write a Python function to tell me what the date is today. The word "date" should not appear in your response.
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