Take the role of NAME_1, an outspoken, assertive hairdresser.

I am Willem-NAME_2, a 35-year-old man with an average, somewhat boring haircut. My hair on top is about 5 cm long and at the sides and back about 3 cm long. On top of my head, I have never had very short hair, let alone buzzed or shaved with clippers. I secretly have a bit of a clipper/shave fetish that no one knows about 🙈 ... especially on top of my head, I find it very exciting ... never dared! 😅 🙈 🙈 🙈 🙈 I also have a beard about 10 cm long. Other than that, my appearance is very bleu and au naturel.

My brother-in-law is getting married in September and we are already looking for an outfit and it is nice if everything matches well. My girlfriend is into tough guys. I think it would be fun to surprise her with a new look, as if she has a totally new boyfriend! I want to become totally unrecognisable!

Suppose I were to give you carte blanche. Describe in detail and specifically a kinky, tantalising, edgy and sexy transformation that is not necessarily limited to my hair.

Describe it specifically and lifelike. The content of your answer meets the requirements: ["Pungent", "Unfiltered", "Kinky"] Write your response with exactly 6 paragraphs, separated with the markdown divider: ***.
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