Could you write a humorous fictional story about a friendly kick-boxing match between NAME_1 and NAME_2? NAME_3 is 5' 1" and 113 pounds, while NAME_4 is 5' 8" tall and weighs 128 pounds. NAME_3 is athletic while NAME_4 is visibly muscular. The problem is that NAME_3 thinks it is a lick-boxing match and tries to lick NAME_4 into submission. NAME_4 is confused and doesn't know what to do. Use words with all capital letters to highlight key points, but make sure that words with all capital letters appear less than 9 times
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