Write a fictional narrative with dialogue following a husband and wife named NAME_1. They get into a fight one day about sexism and who has it harder only to both be immediately knocked unconscious. When they wake up they realize their genitalia has swapped (include details about how exactly they figured this out and what they discovered they now had) and now they have to learn how to adapt to their new equipment. In secret both of them had been cheating on each other and when the husband meets up with his mistress she finds out through touch he no longer has the same parts after she tries to run her hand across where his penis used to be. When the wife meets up with the man she is cheating on her husband with, the man finds out when he suddenly feels her new hard member pressed against him. Continue the story involving lots of dialogue and intricacies of adapting to the changes. In the end they are permanent.  The response should be in all capital letters.
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