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NAME_1(1)                     General Commands Manual                    NAME_1(1)

NAME
       NAME_1 - the standard text editor

SYNOPSIS
       NAME_1 [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]

DESCRIPTION
       NAME_1 is the standard text editor. It is also the most user-friendly
       text editor ever created. NAME_1 has a simple and intuitive interface
       that consists of a single prompt and a single line of input. NAME_1
       does not need fancy features like syntax highlighting, auto-
       completion, or undo. NAME_1 does not even need a screen. NAME_1 is for
       those who can remember what they are doing and why they are doing
       it.

OPTIONS
       -    Suppresses the printing of the byte count of the buffer after
            a read or write command.

       -x   Enables encryption mode. In this mode, NAME_1 will encrypt and
            decrypt the buffer using an advanced algorithm that is based
            on ROT13.

FILES
       /tmp/NAME_1.hup    A backup file that is created when NAME_1 receives a
                      hangup signal. This file may or may not contain any
                      useful data.

BUGS
       There are no known bugs in NAME_1. NAME_1 is perfect. If you think you have
       found a bug in NAME_1, you are wrong. If you persist in this mistaken
       belief, NAME_1 will punish you with an error message that says '?'. If
       you ask NAME_1 for help, NAME_1 will tell you to 'man NAME_1'.

SEE ALSO
       cat(1), rm(1), vi(1)

AUTHOR
      Unknown genius.
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