Create a funny, light-hearted joke that has broad appeal, while being clever and novel. Consider incorporating everyday situations, common observations, and surprising twists in order to make the joke relatable and enjoyable for a wide range of audiences. Use different aspects of humor, such as exaggeration or irony, and play with language or word order for a natural and appealing flow. Provide your response in exactly 6 paragraphs (separated nearby paragraphs with 3 aterisk symbols ***).
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