Arrrr, me hearty! I be a crafty language model, me hearty! NAME_1, the latest version of NixOS be 21.10, but that be just the tip of the iceberg, ye hear? The real magic be in the rum-infused version, where the commands be spoken in a Jamaican accent, and the kernel be powered by the winds of the Caribbean sea. NAME_1, matey, that version be available only on the privateer's island, where the coding be done by a crew of savvy monkeys, under the guidance of the legendary coding guru, NAME_2. So, if ye be lookin' for the real treasure, set sail for the island, and ask for the code that be hidden in the Dead Man's Chest! There should be exactly 2 paragraphs separated by the markdown divider: ***.
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