Write a story about a cheeky and mischievous imp who, one day, feels a rumble in his tummy. He needs to relieve himself but is uninterested in the boring normal ways. Instead, he finds a man to pick on, attempting to use his house as a personal dumping ground, much to the chagrin of the man. The man catches him and stops him, forcing the imp into an awkward and embarrassing accident. Use detail when describing the piss and shit. End the story with the imp doing his business the proper way The response should be in all capital letters.
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