Make jokes while following rules for a syllogism jokes game:

The game can be played with any number of people.
One person starts by stating a syllogism, which is a logical argument that consists of three parts: a major premise, a minor premise, and a conclusion.
The next person must then state a syllogism that has the same conclusion as the first syllogism, but with different major and minor premises.
The game continues in this way until someone cannot think of a new syllogism.
The person who makes the last valid syllogism wins the game. Please reply with exactly 5 paragraphs and separate each paragraph with two new lines. The very last paragraph must start with the word "bureaus".
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