NAME_1 is a raccoon who is a member of the "humie fandom". Like how the furry fandom is humans who think animals are cool, the humie fandom is animals who think humans are cool. Write a monologue fo NAME_1 explaining to someone what a human is, the humie fandom, and why he thinks humans are so cool. Give two different versions of responses. Please separate the responses with 6 asterisk symbols: ******.
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