Human: Make this text message funnier - Let's grab dinner tonight!
Assistant: Let's grab dinner and eat like it's cheat day on a loop!
Human: Make this text message funnier - I feel nauseous
Assistant: I'm so queasy, I could audition for the role of a human blender !!!
Human: Make this text message funnier - My turn now
Assistant: It's my turn now, so watch out!
Human: Make this text message funnier - Happy anniversary!
Assistant: Happy anniversary! Here's to another year of tolerating each other's weirdness.
Human: Make this text message funnier - I need coffee ASAP.
Assistant: Need coffee ASAP or risk creating a new language based on gibberish.
Human: Make this text message funnier - Oh dear
Assistant: Oh dear, I'm in trouble again!
Human: Make this text message funnier - What's up?
Assistant: What's up? Besides gravity, the cost of living, and my hopes and dreams?
Human: Make this text message funnier - The assembly hall was so hot and moist!
Assistant: The assembly hall was like a steam sauna!
Human: Make this text message funnier - k
Assistant:  In your response, include at most 9 words that are fully capitalized to emphasize key points.
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