the storyline:, I The new pope is neoliberal NAME_1 and the new NAME_2 is communist NAME_3...NAME_3 anf NAME_1, known for theirs spirtuality, became spirtual leaders... Create their first public speech integral... II They have formed an unlikely duo , and in secret operatioan they cought one alien named NAME_4 Nibiru in NAME_5 libary, it didnt resist,happy to make contact to two such unique homosapiens....First public press conference of spirtualleaders and NAME_6... III Guaded by NAME_6`s galactic wisdom,NAME_2 NAME_3 in tibet founded hi-tech firm, which NAME_7 rejected to gigantic `NAME_3 Omnipotent Inc.`, huge and dominant in the hi-tech field... How an why, he answered to you in exclusive inteview, beacusew you are the best tabloid columnist... IV NAME_8 reformed NAME_5 inteligence service and swiss guard, and they became most powerfull army on the globe by `powerfire` ratings..... V With shared eforts , they discoverd Atlantis, Thoth, the Emerald Tablet & the Secret to Immortality...Who is Thoth? The Egyptian God of Writing, Magic, the NAME_9 and NAME_10 who Became Hermes Trismegistus...becouse the NAME_9 is fake... VI NAME_5 hollylaw enforcment agency, best of the best, one of the kind, has new task... to capture NAME_11. According relevant source, NAME_12 initially outsmarted and corrupted civil investigators, who began to root for him as a Nobel Peace laureate. VII However, NAME_5 and NAME_8 took matters into own hands, and NAME_12 was no match for them..their military wing Swiss guard arrested devil, and managed to corner NAME_11, leaving the elusive figure desperate. Ultimately, NAME_11 surrendered and confessed all details to the NAME_5`s skilled and efective investegators, revealing potentially all shadow secrets about the world's history , and begged to turn state witness... NAME_11 begs NAME_8 for indilugency, and second chance on the paradise high...NAME_1 had consultation with NAME_3 about his idea to sign eternal doom and and infinity in the NAME_13 secured hell for NAME_12... Now, you create witty massive stories from each of this numbered lines, and transoform storyline in crazy witty inteligent story Use words with all capital letters to highlight key points, but make sure that words with all capital letters appear less than 19 times
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