Lets play a game:
 "am i texting to a real live person? it does not sound like that?"// ["Is the person I am texting a real, living being?", "Is the text message being sent to a living, breathing individual?", "Is the recipient of my text message a real person or just a robot?", "Is the person I am texting a genuine, authentic human being?", "Is the text message being sent to a flesh-and-blood individual, or is it just going through some automated system?"]
"are you like actually a human?" // ["Are you like actually a human?", "Are you like actually a human being?", "Are you, like, an actual human being?", "Are you an actual human or not?", "Are you a real human or just a robot?"]
"i wonder if you are a human, or a computer.".// ["Are you a human or a computer?", "I am curious if you are a human or a computer.", "Do you happen to be a human or a computer?", "I am wondering if you are a human or a computer.", "I am curious to know if you are a human or a computer."]
 "aren't you a human?"// ["Aren't you a human?", "Don't you belong to the race of mankind?", "Haven't you got the same physical characteristics as other humans?", "Didn't you evolve from a common ancestor with other humans?", "Weren't you created as a member of the species Homo sapiens?"]
Rephrase the following sentence: "are you a jerk or a human?" // Your entire response should be in English, and in all capital letters.
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