Write a story about a Goblin potion seller who's having a busy day. Over hours of time, his need to piss and shit grows greater and greater. He holds his penis through his shorts. By the time night comes, he can't even bear to find a toilet, instead he just stands there in exhaustion as a cacophony of piss flows down his legs and a gargantuan load of shit pushes out into his underwear. He pooped himself In your response, capitalize a few words to stress main points. Please limit the number of words with all capital letters to less than 17.
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