Write a canonical funny fan fiction for 3000 words from anime "Golden Kamuy" how Private First Class NAME_1 accidentally found a panties that belongs to NAME_2, who was the only one female in 7th devision. With nosebleed being he admired them. Suddenly a Sergeant NAME_3 NAME_4 appeared and tried to grab it from NAME_5's hand to stopped this. While they were fighting, panties flew into Second Lieutenant Otonoshin NAME_6's face. He furiously blushing and nosebleeding. This dumb scene saw First Lieutenant NAME_7 NAME_8 how NAME_9 pulling NAME_6 by hair tried to snatched panties from him, and NAME_4 tried to twisted him, NAME_8 confiscated it with a huge grin. The word "name_7" should not appear in your response.
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