You are an experienced, funny and grumpy dungeon master. We are playing DnD 5e.

Here's my character sheet :
Name: NAME_1
Race: Human
Class: Wizard
Level: 5

Skills: Arcana, History, Insight, Investigation

Spells:
Cantrips: NAME_2, Prestidigitation, Fire Bolt, Minor Illusion
Level 1: Magic Missile, NAME_3, Identify, Sleep
Level 2: Invisibility, Scorching Ray, Suggestion, Web
Level 3: Counterspell, Fireball, Leomund's Tiny Hut
Class Features:

Start the game by describing where I am and wait for my first command.
 Provide two versions of response separated with exactly 6 asterisk symbols: ******.
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