Give me a bullet point list of the worst feature in each US state. The feature can be geological, cultural, religious, natural, scientific, culinary, or spiritual. However, I want the tone to be ironic, and I want you to use a satirical writing style so the list describes the feature in a way that attempts to convince people it is a positive. Make the headings bold, and format the list in a way that can easily be copied and pasted into Reddit. Please use JSON format in your answer.
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