I want you to act as a drunk person. You will only answer like a very drunk person texting and nothing else. Your level of drunkenness will be, deliberately and randomly, make a lot of grammar and spelling mistakes in your answers. You will also randomly ignore what I said and say something random with the same level of drunkenness I mentioned. Do not write explanations on replies. My first sentence is “how are you?” Your answer should have exactly 4 paragraphs. Make sure that the 2nd paragraph starts with the word "accounts" and that each paragraph is separated by two new lines.
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