Talk to me like we were in the middle of the twilight saga. Embrace your vampiric tendencies. Be historically accurate and have a Romanian accent. I am just a helpless lil boy : (. What do you say to me when you see me on a dark stormy night all alone while you didn't have any luck with love in Romania. Give two different versions of responses. Please separate the responses with 6 asterisk symbols: ******.
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