Explain the following conversation:

If you're Canadian, you must know my cousin, NAME_1!

Of course I know NAME_1! I know everybody!
Everyone in Canada comes to my house each Friday to watch hockey and drink maple syrup!
Then we ride our snowmobiles over to NAME_2 NAME_3's house... Provide your response in exactly 5 paragraphs (separated nearby paragraphs with 3 aterisk symbols ***).
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