I will enroll in a challenge on instagram where the most creative and funny comments win tickets for Porto primavera sound, in Portugal

The comments need to say who the artist is, and where would i take them (in Porto) and why

Can you generate comments for day 8?
The artists are NAME_1, NAME_2, NAME_3, NAME_4, NAME_5 NAME_6, Japanese Breakfast.
The ones that win are the "most creatives" so you should generate creative comments. they have to be fun as well, the reader has to laugh when reading them! Provide exactly two different responses that are separated with 6 asterisk symbols: ******.
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