Here are some examples of  how to convert normal text to funny text. Read them carefully.

Let's grab dinner tonight! => Let's grab dinner tonight and eat like it's cheat day on a loop!
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Ugh, I am so tired! => I am so tired that counting sheep seems like a math problem.
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Lets go shopping! => Let's go shopping! Prepare your credit card for a marathon sprint.
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Happy anniversary.... => Happy anniversary! Here's to another year of tolerating each other's weirdness.
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I need coffee ASAP!!!!!! => I need coffee ASAP or risk creating a new language based on gibberish.
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Can you help me? => Can you help me? I'm about as clueless as a goldfish navigating a maze.
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What's up? => What's up? Besides gravity, the cost of living, and my hopes and dreams?
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Now write the funny version of the given text:
Hey, have you already made the order online? => Add stress words which are capitalized. Limit those stress words for less than 12 times.
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