Based on the parable of the talents found in the gospel of NAME_1, I'd like to plan a news segment for three of my students, where one is a news reporter and the other two are commentators. This news segment should be 5 mins long and will be presented at the SUnday school anniversary. The script for the news segment should be creative, slightly funny but should also clearly convey the main theme of the parable. Please provide me with the script. Provide two versions of response separated with exactly 6 asterisk symbols: ******.
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