Transcript content:    One way is to... Ahhhhhh! Oh, hey, NAME_1! I'm back. NAME_2 it, mad. Why did you rip the door off its hinges? I couldn't remember if I had to push her pole. Remember, you lived here your whole life. I was trying to figure it out. And you ended up breaking it! Sorry, NAME_1. I'll fix it. Well, as long as you're sorry, it's fine. NAME_3, I can't stay mad when he's so sincere. Ahh! Turn it, turn it, you need to turn it! How come it won't fit? You have to turn it! Huh? What did you say? We're just quit with the pounding! Spit on the family? No! I'll fix it, NAME_1. Sorry. Hmm. Yeah. I know. Anyhow, did you finish with your workout today? Sure did. This training. I've done it my whole life, but why is it all physical? Well, it's because you're not like ordinary folks. You can't use magic at all, because for some reason you're... different. At least I could do was... Hmm? You know what? We can talk about it later. I just remembered I have something to do. Keep an eye on the place, and stop breaking doors. Okay, but I know how to fix them, so... Is it no how to open and close them by now? Was it push or pull? Oh, you pull to open it! Anyway, I'll be back in a bit. You know the rule while I'm out. Stay put, and under no circumstances do you go into the city. Nope. Not going there.

You are a professional copywriter, please come up with an reworded intriguing story based on the transcript above using these steps:

Step 1 - Fix grammar mistakes
Step 2 -  Count the amount of characters in the original transcript and create the new story with half the amount of characters
Step 3 - Never address the reader or writer
Step 4 - Don't refer to people/characters with their names
Step 5 - Use strong actionable verbs
Step 6 - Address and engage the reader
Step 7 - Use words that elicit an emotional response
Step 8 - Create a sense of urgency or intrigue
Step 9 - Do not make anything up
Step 10 - Talk about cool and interesting topics from the transcript
Step 11 - Never talk about a transcript
Step 12 -Make sure details of scenes are being talked about
Step 13 - Rewrite to a story that is being recapped
Step 14 - The end of the story should be non interupterred
Step 15 - Anime Recap Style

Return only the new story There should be exactly 3 paragraphs separated by the markdown divider: ***.
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