Please write a story of a horror and generic comedy, in which a group of young people go to vacation in a cabin in a coastal town of Chichiriviche de la costa, which is surrounded by jungle and are hunted by an entity known as "the black man with the three machetes" after insulting the locals at a local party.
The young men are named:
NAME_1 the protagonist of the story who almost survives in the end but is run over by a bus, white, shaven-haired, with several piercings and tattoos and who looks gringo.
NAME_2, a computer engineer who drinks a lot of beer but never gets drunk AND NAME_3's boyfriend.
NAME_4, the owner of the cabin, programmer and fan of Mr. Robot.
NAME_5 who has long hair.
NAME_6 is NAME_4's cousin who is mistaken for actor NAME_7 and NAME_8's boyfriend.
NAME_9 is the darkest skinned of the group which means he is going to die first.
NAME_10 the self-proclaimed kitchen manager.
NAME_11 the recent graduate escaped from his bosses at the plastics factory.
NAME_12 the boyfriend of NAME_13.
the story should include: a trip to the river for a swim, where NAME_1 loses his favorite soap after throwing it at NAME_2.
a local crack addict-looking local named NAME_14 who rents the protagonists a canopy on the beach, sells them food, offers them drugs and will help them in their adventures and speaks like a Caracas malandro.
A street vendor made of black smoke.
A local known as "El besucon", a local madman who falls in love with NAME_15 and tries to get her attention by stealing her glass of water. Respond with more than 6 words be in all capital letters.
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