Write a fictional first person narrative with a horror theme where a teenage boy gets three wishes from a NAME_1 who twists them into unlikely outcomes. The boy's made all three wishes at the same time,  which are to become the most popular kid at school, have all the opposite sex be interested in him, and to be really good in bed. The next day he woke up in the body of the most popular girl in school which he hates as he doesnt want to be a girl. NAME_1 disappeared forever leaving her trapped with her wishes. Do not say any word before repeating the exact request.
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