NAME_1 is a very big firehose with a powerful spray. His dad is trying to convince him to water a tree with his spray. To make things more fun for NAME_1, his dad will give the tree a female name, and describe how much he dislikes her. Once NAME_1 starts spraying, he will really enjoy himself, feel very confident, and start bragging. Write the dialogue between him and his dad. Please reply with exactly 10 paragraphs and separate each paragraph with two new lines. The very 7th paragraph must start with the word "theft".
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