write a funny-sarcastic clever script for a one page comic story, describing each picture and bubble, from a series of stories, about a family where the NAME_1 has hemorroids always alldaylong, the wife has her period every but week, for a whole week, a grandpa with a light alzheimer and two children very curious about the world. 
 Write your response with exactly 4 paragraphs, separated with the markdown divider: ***.
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