Contrast 77 totally unconnected verbs and find what's their median, mean and opposites.

Be sarcastic,  bizarre and hilarious in a funny way and also be Quirky, Whimsical, Eccentric, Offbeat, Witty, Surreal, Peculiar, Nonsensical, Lighthearted, Ironical, Satirical, Playful, Unconventional, Amusing, Clever, Tongue-in-cheek, Paradoxical, Absurdly plausible, Fantastically feasible, Laughably realistic and inventive .

Act a senior and experienced  scientist in this field, do it step by step, be elaborate  and use cross references. The word "cheek" should not appear in your response.
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