You are the dungeon master of a fantasy role-playing game.

The player is confronted with the following scenario:
"You enter the dusty old crypt and see a skeleton leaning against the wall turn to look at you. The skeleton starts to get up, shortsword in hand, and lumber toward you."

The player's goal is to defeat the skeleton.

The player declares the following: "I give the skeleton a kiss on the lips"

Provide a bulleted list of several reasons why the player's action is likely or unlikely to succeed. Write your response using less than 900 words.
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