"NAME_1 Cosmic Cossack". It's sci-fi old school retro fps game heavily inspired by russian culture. It's crazy bizarre and very bright game with insane plot. It takes inspiration from NAME_2, NAME_3 and NAME_4. Come up with it's plot. Describe it in full details. It must be long description. Give name to every character or fraction in NAME_1 game. Don't use mundane or lame words. Be extremely creative! Provide response in all capital letters, no lowercase letters allowed.
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