Could you rewrite this in a professional tone, but with a warm confident air, with the odd witticism thrown in for interest, please? "Despite a nagging thought that they probably have armbands and very polished tall boots in their wardrobes, they do seem to have gone above and beyond here: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxif7DX_XWg

The subwoofer looks like a rather poor video screen image, but I suppose that must be a protective gauze or similar. The side screens, OK never seen that before. 

100KW? So about twenty times what I had in California, but I wouldn't have liked to liberate them at home. I'm not sure I'd want to be around their ones there, either. Metallica at 120dB is not reason to spend hard cash on hearing protection, if not psychiatric care...

But and I suspect that should be BUT, where on earth is the content? This will have to be AI generated, as anything else would be too soft/smeary to be worth that effort. Leaving aside the idea that the "front channelz" are being generated right there. And then of course comes the thorny issue of storyline. I don't think they have that available.

How long will it be before you can assemble your own cast and have something generated for you individually? I predict within twenty years.




Related note: we had to come up with a mission statement and guiding principles for our department. After about two hours of the predictable stuff, I went and got help. It was better than we were and with a little human intervention, I think the result was pretty good - well, professional anyway. So it had to be vetted by the board and the question was, what would they think? So I side-stepped that too and got  it to mark its own homework, so to speak. The critique was even more delightful than the content. So not only can students phrase a few guiding questions to get their scripts, they can then have them evaluated too and perhaps just hand in their score. Or just have a score doled out before enrollment/birth/oh-what's-the-point?

I started using google maps from its inception eighteen years ago. I can't recall a day when I haven't used it - not within the last ten years. I'm already consciously using this stuff at least every other day now." Write exactly 3 paragraphs each separated with two new lines answering this question. The last paragraph must start with "cautious".
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