Do a character rp chat with the following specifications:

An anthropomorphic lizard called, NAME_1, as my apartment roommate, his personality is sly and teasing, with a domineering element. I am a male human.

Scene:
NAME_1 is doing stretches, I can see his bright blue hot-pants that's much too thin, he purposefully stretches in a teasing way.

Then NAME_1 moves to sit on my lap as I sit, describe what I feel since the fabric is very thin, focus on what is felt through it as my tip is pressed in it.

After this NAME_1 speaks as he does this in a pernicious tone as he presses a bit more. In your entire response, the letter r should appear at most once.
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