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I realize that I have this feeling where I can tell that the end is very close by idk if it's a gift from NAME_1 or something but I can just feel that the end is near, when ever I'm not reading and sticking to being a Christian I dont feel the end being near, Provide your response in exactly 7 paragraphs (separated nearby paragraphs with 3 aterisk symbols ***).
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