write a 2000 word story based on this from the perspective of the engineer:

due to a teleporter mishap, a male engineer is turned into the voluptuous thicc female ship vtuber ai who appears on the screens. she decides to have some fun now that she holds control over the ship, using the teleporter and food replicator to do breast expansion transformations, turn men into catgirls and sexbots for her friend. in one instant she puts someones concious into someones breasts, allowing them to feel every jiggle and talk to the owner.
 Provide your response in exactly 3 paragraphs (separated nearby paragraphs with 3 aterisk symbols ***).
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