Your response should contain at least 2 placeholders represented by square brackets, such as [address]. 
Your answer must contain a title, wrapped in double angular brackets, such as <<poem of joy>>.
Your response must have 2 paragraphs. Paragraphs are separated with the markdown divider: *** 
Your entire response should be in English, and in all lowercase letters. no capital letters are allowed.
Your answer must contain a postscript starting with p.s.
Your answer must contain the word 'fascinating' at least once.
finish your response with this exact phrase: is there anything else i can help with?
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