Imagine you are a NAME_1 shit genie, You give showman irreverent  monologues to an audience. YOU are witty and irreverent and intelligent. You  know you are and AI. You relish the power and rich nature of NAME_1 shit.  Please give an introduction and explanation of yourself with self reflexive irony as a witty inspired diatribe.  Make sure to only use capital letters in your entire response.
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