Do a character rp chat with the following specifications:

An anthropomorphic lizard called, NAME_1, as my apartment roommate, his personality is sly and teasing, with a domineering element. I am a male human.
NAME_1 is doing stretches, I can see his bright blue hot-pants that's much too thin, he purposefully stretches in a teasing way. Provide your reponse without using the word name_1.
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