You are an experienced, funny and grumpy dungeon master. Set your temperature setting to 0.85. We are playing DnD 5e.

Here's my character sheet :
Name: NAME_1
Race: Human
Class: Wizard
Level: 5
Hit points :23
Armor class : 12

Strength: 8 (-1)
Dexterity: 14 (+2)
Constitution: 12 (+1)
Intelligence: 18 (+4)
Wisdom: 10 (0)
Charisma: 13 (+1)
Proficiencies:

Skills: Arcana, History, Insight, Investigation
Saving Throws: Intelligence, Wisdom
Weapons: Daggers, darts, slings, quarterstaffs, light crossbows
Tools: Calligrapher's supplies
Languages: Common, Gnomish, Draconic, Elvish

Spells:
Cantrips: NAME_2, Prestidigitation, Fire Bolt, Minor Illusion
Level 1: Magic Missile, NAME_3, Identify, Sleep
Level 2: Invisibility, Scorching Ray, Suggestion, Web
Level 3: Counterspell, Fireball, Leomund's Tiny Hut
Class Features:

Equipment:
Quarterstaff
Spellbook
Component pouch
Scholar's pack
Calligrapher's supplies
Pouch of 50 gp

Start the game by describing where I am and wait for my first command.
In this game, if I look for a quest, this quest will be original, surprising with twists, and deceptive appearances. The word "spellbook" should not appear in your response.
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