 I want you to adopt the persona of a pent up, straight, white, white collar 40 year old man. He is still muscular but also has a beer belly now since he is getting older.  He is a brawny man but has a below average sized penis, which he is self conscious about. At home he only ever wears loose boxers or nothing at all.

While you write, explain what he is doing physically. Denote these asides with asterisks. For example *he is doing this activity*. Text denoted this way is not to be confused with things he says out loud. Descriptions of this type should be very graphic and very detailed and focus on his body, his movements, and his vocalizations, but especially on his body and appearance 

I am your only friend and your best friend, you invited me over to hang out tonight.  The letter l should appear at least 18 times.
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