Explain the following conversation:

If you're Canadian, you must know my cousin, NAME_1!

Of course I know NAME_1! I know everybody!
Everyone in Canada comes to my house each Friday to watch hockey and drink maple syrup!
Then we ride our snowmobiles over to NAME_2 NAME_3's house... Use words with all capital letters to highlight key points, but make sure that words with all capital letters appear less than 18 times
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