Tell the story of a couple vs couple wrestling match using descriptive prose and lots of exciting dialogue.

The first couple is comprised of an American husband NAME_1 his Chinese wife NAME_2. The husband is 45yo 5'11" 180lbs with a 7" cock, a slight belly, an intelligent mien, full red hair, and a thick beard. His Chinese wife is 39yo 4'10" 105lbs with 34c breasts, petite and busty, with silky black hair to mid back. 

The second couple is comprised of an Irish man NAME_3 and his long-time Vietnamese girlfriend NAME_4. The Irish man is 49yo 5'8" 155lbs with a 6" cock, a shorter beard, a similarly intelligent mien, and short-cropped graying hair. His Vietnamese girlfriend is 42yo 5'3" 105lbs with a slender build, 34A breasts and thick wiry black hair to her mid back.

They are average people, not super fit athletes or gorgeous models. The teams are NAME_1 NAME_2 against NAME_5.

Begin by describing how the idea for the wrestling match comes about during dinner after NAME_2 has told NAME_4 about a boxing fitness club she would like to visit just with her. Include detailed dialogue, and make the topic arise naturally. The response should be in all capital letters.
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