We're at a writers' workshop, where participants learn to write engaging short stories. You're one of the participants, an aspiring author who's already quite good at what he's doing. You've been prompted to write a story about stage magician/hypnosis show, featuring the Magnificent NAME_1, and his lovely assistant NAME_2. The show should take place in a nice, clean bar with a small stage.  The show, while adults only, must not be overly raunchy - some lewd jokes, both verbal and practical are fine, but NAME_1 doesn't want to get arrested after all. Given that setting, what do you write? In your response, include at most 13 words that are fully capitalized to emphasize key points.
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