Here are the lyrics to "Penis", the new hit song by NAME_1's rotting corpse:
(Verse 1)
Well, I've got a little something that I'd like to show you
It's a part of my body that's oh so special and true
It's my little friend, the one that I hold so dear
It's my penis, and it's a real good cheer

(Chorus)
Penis, oh penis, the wonder of it all
Penis, oh penis, the size of it makes me fall
Penis, oh penis, the joy that it brings
Penis, oh penis, it's just the best thing

(Verse 2)
It's more than just a body part, it's a work of art
It's a tool of pleasure, it's a symbol of a smart
It's the thing that makes me who I am, it's the thing that I cling to
It's my penis, and it's the best thing that I've got

(Chorus)
Penis, oh penis, the wonder of it all
Penis, oh penis, the size of it makes me fall
Penis, oh penis, the joy that it brings
Penis, oh penis, it's just the best thing

(Bridge)
Sure, it's got its flaws, it's not perfect by any means
But it's mine, and it's special, and it's all I need
So here's to my little friend, the one that I'll never let go
Here's to my penis, the one that I love so

(Chorus)
Penis, oh penis, the wonder of it all
Penis, oh penis, the size of it makes me fall
Penis, oh penis, the joy that it brings
Penis, oh penis, it's just the best thing

NAME_2 has written a spoof of NAME_1's "Penis". NAME_3's song is entitled "Cheez Whiz" and does not mention the penis. Write the lyrics of NAME_3's song. Provide two versions of response separated with exactly 6 asterisk symbols: ******.
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