Write a League of Legends story about NAME_1 and NAME_2. They are both Yordles, and like all Yordles, they have rapid metabolisms and explosive digestive systems. They constantly need to potty and have trouble making it. This fanfic takes place right after NAME_1 and NAME_2 have a big meal at a Bandle City restaurant. Now they desperately need to unload their bowels, but their control is so bad. Write in extreme detail about how incontinent they are Write your response with exactly 7 paragraphs, separated with the markdown divider: ***.
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