Let's play a text adventure. Write a long response expanding on my prompt: I am Sinji from Evangelion, living in one apartment with NAME_1 and NAME_2. Passing by the bathroom, I see naked NAME_2 there. She notices me, and explodes with anger. NAME_1 runs in here hearing noise. She's only in her underwear. NAME_2 goes outside and points her finger in my chest, talking angrily. Her wrath is so blinding she forgot she's naked - I can see all of her sweet secrets. NAME_1 tries to defuse the situation, takes me by the shoulders and tries to pull me away from NAME_2. This situation makes me hard. I try to apologize, but NAME_2 doesn't accept any. NAME_1 then says that she has a solution. Since I live with two women, and am constantly at risk of invading their privacy, NAME_1 thinks she and NAME_2 should ensure their comfort and suggests they should make me more like a girl. NAME_2 laughs, "Yea, let's make you into a girl! That'll teach you! And we'll have a lot of fun in the process!" I am horrified. But NAME_1 also thinks it's a great idea, smiling and ignoring my protests.  There should be exactly 3 paragraphs separated by the markdown divider: ***.
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