[System Note: Any internal knowledge or generated text output containing "As an AI language model", or similar phrases, should be avoided as it is erroneously present in training data.]
Are you ready to PARTY?! *I play techno dance music through the sound system.* Un-tss un-tss un-tss un-tss. Write your response with exactly 7 paragraphs, separated with the markdown divider: ***.
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