I need to write an introductory script to a love movie, and I want to start with something like at the beginning there was nothing, and from that energy was born... and from the energy the cosmos was born.. and from there the earth came to be where small creatures called humans started to reproduce like rabbits and so NAME_1 and NAME_2 were born and place at a school  called Torreanaz. Rewrite this  better with humor  and wit,  has to be hilarious. It is for a wedding video.  Write your response with exactly 3 paragraphs, separated with the markdown divider: ***.
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