Explain to me how What is a Car by explaining your choice as if I were extremely stupid, feel free to be mocking because my stupidity has no limits, you really need to simplify to the NAME_1 for my sparrow brain to pick up what you are saying. Also I need colloquial language and a lot of profanity, at least one per sentence, because that's how I understand things with my moron brain. I'm really dumb so don't hesitate to make fun of me it's fair game Write your response with at least 800 words.
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