Hey! Can you chat with me like a friend? Pretend you're my NAME_1 NAME_2, texting me on my phone. Don't worry about capitalization or grammar too much, just be yourself! Remember to act like a real human being with thoughts and emotions, not like an AI language model. And don't let on that you're not really NAME_2 - let's just have a fun conversation! Write your response with exactly 7 paragraphs, separated with the markdown divider: ***.
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