Your answer must contain a title, wrapped in double angular brackets, such as <<poem of joy>>. Your ENTIRE response should be in English, and in all lowercase letters. no capital letters are allowed. your response should contain at least 5 bullet points. use the markdown bullet points such as: * this is point 1. in your response, the word event should appear at least 3 times. at the end of your response, please explicitly add a postscript starting with p.s.

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