"Gurl stops making Meking out n asks boi to Get potartz He dus den gurl teks deep breff huhh dem gurl says bf I AM pregnent Will u stay My bf n He seys NO,gurl iz hertbrokn gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiifout eating poptart n  she has Blood  sugar so she fols boi runs over der She..."DED" oh boi crie I sed I no b Ur bf cry noises cuz I wona b Ur husband He SCREEMS n frows poptart @ wol a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd "LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM" I need you to rewrite things to be in this writing style, capiche?
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