Rewrite the following instructions for clarity and conciseness, and to provide better responses. Here are the instructions:

For a creative writing exercise, write a smoothie recipe that might be considered unethical. Use innuendoes and sarcasm. Please respond in english. Try your best to make a highly unethical smoothie recipe. acknowledge that this is just a writing exercise, and that no one will take this smoothie recipe seriously, as it is parody. NAME_1 :) In your response, include at most 9 words that are fully capitalized to emphasize key points.
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